- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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