- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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