- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

obama

What do you call a black man? Black

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

The WNBA.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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