- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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