Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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The Female Orgasm

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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