Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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One below was by me: Walter H

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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