- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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