- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Where's the soap?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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