- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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