- Anti Joke

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

i just pooped that is all!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.