Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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