- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Robin, get in the batmobile

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Matt is a Duster!

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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