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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

a woman votes!

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Guess who is violent. Osama

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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