Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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He--Hey guys

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Latvia isn't a joke

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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