Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Bitch

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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