- Anti Joke

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.