- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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