- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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