- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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