- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's blue? The sky.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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