- Anti Joke

Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

HOLY SHIT!!!!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate