Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Latvia isn't a joke

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gay people

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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