- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

A Jew walks into Macy's

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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