what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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do you have a wife?

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Jayden Eccles

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Hi what I lug you

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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