- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

The Game.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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