Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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