Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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no pun intended

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Tucker Rivera

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Abortion

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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gay porn...

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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