What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What comes after 23? 24.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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