What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Penis-biter

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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The WPGA tour

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Anti Joke

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