- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

im not food

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

<=3 penis

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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