- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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