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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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