Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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I have suicidal thoughts

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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kill yourself

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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