- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

A black man has a job.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

world peace

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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