What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

poop nuff said

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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