- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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