you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Are you a tree

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Wigan.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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womens rights

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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