I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Gorden Brown.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Penis.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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