- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did the fish say after he

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

cliché rebecca black joke.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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