- Anti Joke

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread