What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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