- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Asians

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

bees knees

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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