Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

just in time?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

a person who will soon die of beeties

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

I'm hungry.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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