- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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