Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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