Women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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hey John will you make some copies

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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pudding

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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