- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

How come anti jokes r funny

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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