why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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