- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Donald Trump.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

you lose.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Keanu Reaves

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??