What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Santa isn't real

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Alex Gedrose.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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